just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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