I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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