i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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