and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
as a side note pls kill me
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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