The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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