Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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