I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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