The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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