Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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