im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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