rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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