Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.

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(323): View more from California

i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

(818): View more from California

she hot?

(323): View more from California

i don't wanna talk about it

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(305): View more from Florida

He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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(817): View more from Texas

I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

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(713): View more from Texas

My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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(740): View more from Ohio

You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j

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(940): View more from Texas

It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"

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