Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"