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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.

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  What'd you say?

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  I told him I was sleep driving

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

  (303): View more from Colorado

  It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I sold my books for weed money!

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Finals don't start for a week...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.

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