The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions