Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
