Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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