Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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