I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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