im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with