i just wanna soil my oats bro
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
wow bdsm is so cute
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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