dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I've blown a few things in my day
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.