To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it