the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.