Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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