Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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