Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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