honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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