i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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