Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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