Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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