i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
