You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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