i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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