how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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