Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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