would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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