I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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