thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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