I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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