All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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