ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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