Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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