i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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