Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
