i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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