My Higher Power is John Stamos
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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