Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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