After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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