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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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