So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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