): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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