He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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