Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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