drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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