I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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