I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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