Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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